"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

@4 hours ago with 45119 notes


there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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@6 hours ago with 501167 notes

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."

That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

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@5 days ago with 70801 notes


my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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@1 week ago with 359412 notes

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@6 hours ago with 276 notes


A few weeks until you can catch me in you’re local neighborhood UCF gym like image

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Bae: Babe, come over

Me: I’m playing Kim K Hollywood

Bae: My parents aren’t home

Me: I literally just got a call from Simon

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@1 week ago with 1971 notes